What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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