Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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