Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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