He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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