I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
