You're a womanizer and a bitch.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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