Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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