You can't motorboat a personality
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Enjoy the penises
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The air taste purple.
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