I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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