WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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