I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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