she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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