Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order