he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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