Where did you get a picture of my penis
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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