THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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