i dedicated my morning wood to you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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