I molested 6 butterflies tonight
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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