Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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