After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
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isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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I need a burrito and a hug.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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