I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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