I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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