bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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