I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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