I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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