we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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