woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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