i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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