Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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