Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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