I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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