Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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