Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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