my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.