bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.