its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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