we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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