All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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