those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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