my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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