He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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