therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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