So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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