For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
