I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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