ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
my god I love twenty year old dicks
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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