last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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