He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry about my life...
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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