You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it's great music for shaving your balls
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Panties = found
Randomize
