yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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