Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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