I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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