hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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