he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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