how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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