Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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